So I still feel bad for this one, 'cause now he's broken up with the new girl my wife and I hooked him up with. I've realized, it's not the people I get him to sleep with, it's the fact that when I told his story of it, I took his confidence away, or at least damaged it farther. I've decided to UNCROSS this one, and re-do it. Yes, for the first time ever, a list item will be uncrossed.
I'm getting this cat a whole new wardrobe, new style, hair, image, everything! I'll be taking him out to parties, and events, and I will tell him what to do, kind of like in "Anger Management". I will help rebuild his confidence, and maybe then, I can really cross this one off.
P.S. Keep an eye out on YouTube, I will be getting a new camera, and taping my list item adventures for you all to see. It will probably start happening this January. Thanks guys, I'll be seeing ya.
The Real Earl
